Dog Satire, Humor
Rash of Dog Bites Predicted
Dozens of future vicious attacks, all in one box
I count a total of eight pit bulls. Suppose you assume that each one will bite at least 30 people, that is 240 dog bites. If you assume that at least a third of those bites will require stitches or other medical attention, you have 80 trips to emergency rooms or urgent care…